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So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
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fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie
that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch
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Absolutely Spiffy: freakywriterchick: drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane:...
why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010 excuse me, this post is actually teaching us…
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
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i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
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IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
here you go
Please Please Please PLEASE
someone photoshop pizza flying into his mouthgirl i gotchu
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Okay, serious question for Liverpool fans; is there some legit club related purpose for this trip, or are Suso and Enrique just on an actual romantic, beach-strolling-at-night vacation in Dubai together?
WE NEED A SHIP NAME LIKE RIGHT NOW
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Infographic on the Champions League Final
